Friday night she got the following series of IMs. I have added in my take of it (in parenthesis and color has been changed) for the amusement of those reading this blog entry.
(10:51:16 PM) Random Messenger: hi queen
(a good way to start off, but not necessarily the way M'Lady prefers to be addressed)(10:51:44 PM) ladyruetha: Can't really talk right now, sweetie... but went ahead and added. :)(10:52:14 PM) Random Messenger: why cant you talk?
(You don't ask why.. you just accept and move on. If she wants to explain she will.)(10:52:30 PM) ladyruetha: I'm a bit busy. :)(10:53:13 PM) Random Messenger: with phone sex calls eh?
(Umm.. Yeah.. because that's ALL she does)(10:53:56 PM) Random Messenger: i saw your profile on (Website Redacted).......(10:54:15 PM) Random Messenger: all women on there have their own websites, and most have "phone sex" listings with Niteflirt as well........thats why i ask
(I like how he lumped ALL WOMEN into the phone sex category. Not as if it isn't true she doesn't have a listing there, but it was awfully presumptuous of him to just assume this would be the case.)(11:00:46 PM) ladyruetha: Actually, not tonight... but perhaps soon.(11:01:13 PM) Random Messenger: well count me out
(11:01:27 PM) Random Messenger: i'm definitely not into paying 2 bucks a minute to talk to someone..lol
(Then why did he ask this question? >.>)
(11:01:28 PM) Random Messenger: no offense(11:06:31 PM) Random Messenger: but i would like very much to be hypnotized by you
(ok, so he goes from NOT wanting to pay for it to saying he wants her to hypnotize him. Mooch much?)(11:06:36 PM) Random Messenger: let me put my cam on for you..hang on(11:07:26 PM) ladyruetha: I don't use cam.(11:07:32 PM) ladyruetha: And I did say I'm busy?(11:10:23 PM) Random Messenger: well i'm sorry, but your going to need to get a cam,
(Excuse me? You're going to tell the hypnodomme that you DON'T want to pay but you still want to be hypnotized by that she's going to NEED a cam? Oh, and didn't she mention she's busy? O.o)
(11:10:32 PM) Random Messenger: and unfortunately, i must insist you ignore the other "loser" and talk to me
(This "loser" happens to be one of M'Lady's chosen. Not exactly a loser when you look at it from that perspective...)
(11:12:40 PM) ladyruetha: The other "loser" is in the room with me and giggling like a loon right now. Maybe he'll write someone like you into one of his stories.(11:13:55 PM) Random Messenger: well the only reason he is there, and i'm not........is because you dont "know me" :)
(At this point, is it incorrect of me to assume we don't want to "know him"?)(11:14:32 PM) Random Messenger: he is a pathetic loser, and i am twice the man he will ever be........furthermore, you would "pick" me over that pathetic worm of a man i guarentee.....its just that you dont "know me"
(I'm really not sure where the attitude came from but it really sounds like someone needs a spanking (and not of the "good" variety)... >.>)
(11:15:15 PM) Random Messenger: he is the lowest form of a weak, pathetic, helpless male i have ever come across........he is more pathetic than a puppy dog
(And this is the point where we start laughing hysterically at his very inaccurate portrayal of previously mentioned chosen.)(11:15:23 PM) ladyruetha: LOLOLOLOL -Do tell.(11:16:13 PM) Random Messenger: tell me, when you see him naked, do you "laugh" at how small of a penis he has? does it remind you of a "vienna sausage"?
(I really have to admit here that being from the South, I have often had vienna sausages with crackers and find them a nummy snack, but that's not the topic of this conversation. It was, however, immediately what I thought of upon reading this. Maybe he could have picked a better picture phrase? Not to mention, belittling anyone M'Lady has any dealings with, won't endear her to you whatsoever.)
(11:16:58 PM) ladyruetha: Hee. You are so very funny. I have to go, but do feel free to keep talking. I'll read it tomorrow.(11:18:29 PM) Random Messenger: ok sweety, talk to you then
(Where the conversation essentially ends.. Dorkus humongous, exhibit A.)
